Have you ever seen a plastic globe before?
So you know what I did, right? Yes, that's right. I painted it.
It's still a little too "modern" for my taste and I'm thinking that perhaps an "oil rubbed bronze" look might be better, but that will require a trip to Walmart and since I've already been once today, it's not happening right now.
Maybe tomorrow. Global reform takes a lot of time, thoughtful introspection, and patience, don't you know...